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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By Becky - 21/08/2009 23:51 - United Kingdom

Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By disney - 26/11/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Queasy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 18 May 2015 12:06

I'm sure those princesses see that way too often

aj9319 16

Monday 18 May 2015 12:19

Some holidays you remember forever, like this one.

Comments

i_love_him_ 17

Monday 18 May 2015 19:50

Leave him in the park.

elsuperloco68 12

Monday 18 May 2015 19:59

Hey, you can't blame him. Them are some fine looking women, HOT!!!

igg125 30

Monday 18 May 2015 20:23

Maybe you should dress up as a Disney princess and role play

fantasyworld 37

Monday 18 May 2015 22:00

It annoys me how people will flirt with workers who can't do anything about it.

CoopsShea 11

Monday 18 May 2015 22:56

It must've been a magical day for him

NickTheGreatest 0

Monday 18 May 2015 23:11

Probably because he's sick of living with a witch.

0XBlazeX0 13

Monday 18 May 2015 23:14

Talk about a royal disaster! Sorry OP :(

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:11

how on earth do nearly 2 ,000 people think op deserved this ?? her husband is an asshole !

RedneckNerd18 8

Tuesday 19 May 2015 15:59

sorry, OP. I can't blame him. Ariel's hot. mermaid and human.

ajs1987 15

Tuesday 19 May 2015 19:30

yeah, but would a mermaid's ****** smell like . . . people?

melody309 35

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:20

Do mermaids even HAVE vaginas?

danihammer 4

Tuesday 19 May 2015 21:49

That's kind of a shitty thing to do on a family vacation. Actually really shitty.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

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