Happy Birthday

By Schubey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - North Bay

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML
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Top comments

ICastillo 24

Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Comments

I_Punch_Babies 7

being left in a house all by yourself? thats the best present anyone can receive from ones parents op! go nuts and get laid!

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mvems 13

Screw family birthday time then. Call your friends and enjoy your day!

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imfrmbrklyn456 4

Its free on your birthday -_- either they're ****** up or they're just stupid! Lmfao

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ICastillo 24

I'm guessing they're assholes, because they did they tell her happy birthday.

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JinxedPixie 16

Actually its not free on your birthday anymore. They took that away a couple years ago =/

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Actually it is, you just have to sign up for it and they send you the ticket via e-mail.

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polkadotsocks 11

Did you ask if you could go with? If not, slightly your fault for not being one to go...

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hecallsmedarlin 7

She obviously was unaware they were going so why would she ask? Expecially since its her birthday, it should be a present; she shouldn't have to ask for shit! Not her fault in anyway, the parents are just dicks.

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Trisha_aus 15

I reckon op is quite young...because usually people would love to throw a party and trash the house while their parents are away..or maybe op is just responsible. Ha

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example947 0

I am a fellow australian vegemite hater my friend!

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Trisha_aus 15

Oh swell, now we can form an army!

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may651 14

Screw them. Through them a party at home you deserve it.

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thenoobftw 3

Time to throw the world's most epic party while their gone!

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MissAmz 7

Wow... My mother would do something like that. +_+ You know what I do now? I have my own life and I completely ignore her

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krysxkatastrophe 14

At least you don't have to spend your birthday with them. I'm sure you can squeeze in 4, maybe 5 wild parties while they are gone. Happy Birthday anyway!

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