By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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TML329 14

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

That joke is totally new and not overused.... Not.

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pradip 26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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verkaderk 9

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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YacL 15

"Not"!? You totally had me there. I thought it was REALLY great parenting. Good thing you put "not" or I would have believed you.

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iiAntheA17 7

I see what you did there ;)

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mduffy08 8

What did he do where?

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txgirl2013 14

Monster For a Mother actually.

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I_lost_the_game 25

By the time OP tasted it, it could be too late.

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sens3sfailing 24

there are also drugs made to be undetected in a drink. im just guessing but aren't roofies tasteless in a drink?

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themarshal_fml 6

No shit, Sherlock. Did you have Watson help you out on that one, or did you figure it all by yourself?

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Sherlock wouldn't need Watson anyways.. Sherlock is Sherlock.

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Anubis_81 21

At least you know this, and that's half the battle.

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TML329 14

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

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pedosmurf 7

In my opinion not really

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TxCountryBeauty 10

Really? So when you see a 5/6 year old kid screaming in the grocery store because they want a toy you don't blame the parents? That's entirely the parents fault for not raising the kid right... So if a kid (teen, young adult, whatever) got drunk at a formal party it's a direct connection to the way they were raised

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beehardxcore 26

and someone with the name "pedosmurf" would be an expert on children! they study them...

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Stardew 19

How can you say children are a reflection of their parents? My mom raised my sisters and me the same way and all three of us are different people. I bought my first house at 23, one sister is in debt up to her eyeballs and she's only 21. The third is almost 19 with no job or license, still lives at home and refuses to go into stores by herself. Same upbringing, different people. I don't see how it is a reflection.

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TxCountryBeauty 10

You have a great point, but all it come to is a reflection... Each of you are your own people and will do with your life how you please but a portion of your circumstances is how you reflected on your upbringing. My grandma has 8 kids all brought up the same... Each of which have their own completely different mistakes, attributes and lives. They all blame it on their childhood and each of them is correct even though they lead their lives differently. It's just a matte of the person and what they subject themselves to.

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pradip 26

That's when you blurt out her dirty secrets.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I thought alcohol made people look better? ;) Should have put it in the mother-in-law's drink and you'd both look great...

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ICastillo 24

Dude, what the ****? Your mom is messed up.

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