Happy Birthday

By Schubey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - North Bay

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML
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Top comments

ICastillo 24

Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Comments

obeliks 4

Only in america!! American parents, jeez

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newburton13 26

Wow, this is like an episode of the FairlyOdd Parents. Get revenge by throwing the biggest birthday party ever.

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shaggan 6

I'd bust nuts in there shampoo and throw a party **** um this a reminder to all of u don't **** with people that are willing to bust a nut in your shampoo

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KaelaKhaotic 5

This is the time for you to throw a party like Project X!

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mega00ant 0

Burn the house down.

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wtflawl 3

Yea I'd definately piss them off by throwing a huge party. But for real that sucks. Idk who would be that inconsiderate besides ur parents (no offense) lol sorry bro

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YesyDidWhat 0

Happy Birthday OP! & I'm sorry to say this but your parents are f*cked up!

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Arrawyn 12

You know what you should do, you should go to Disney while they're there and then scream SURPRISE!

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