Happy Birthday
By Schubey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - North Bay
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luckyd880
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Why would two adults want to go to Disneyland anyways? Throw a party!!!
Shadow_Phantom
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DIDNEY LAN! In all seriousness though, that's messed up. FYL, they should have taken you with them.
bizarre_ftw
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Huge unending blow out party until they return, seems like the logical mature way to handle this
Don't you understand? You get the house to yourself. This is your present.
I feel your pain... My parents didn't even say happy birthday. I turned 18.
cheetahbaby96
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At least you won't have to endure its a small world! Those dolls creep the shit out of me!
Peatothesea
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There is no disneyland in Canada.
Yea Canada is already a magical kingdom.
Snafuusmc
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Throw a cat in the hat party before they get home.
eliaaa11
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what adult would want to go to disney land? screaming kids and long lines. that does not sound like a fun vacation for your parents. On the other hand op, hope you have a great birthday and get to do somethig fun!
kevinn95
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I dont get it id be happy that there gone!! Invite some girls over have a lil party get that birthday sex.. Its way better than being stuck in long lines all day with ur parents
...op is a girl.... Sooo invite some guys over hunny!
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Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.
Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.