By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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jarofarts 0

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

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CowGoesMoo 0

I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

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jarofarts 0

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

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varkey 7

not really... i'm sure she's seen him naked as a little kid although in the social context, maybe as now every time she meets her friends she remembers what her son (OP) showed them... haha but everytime the OP meets his mom's friends it would be even worse for him... so idk

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binger_gitch 12

I don't know why you would do that, I still close the door going to the bathroom when I'm home alone OP. :p

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CowGoesMoo 0

I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

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Pebblezz 2

not realy he did say bookclub so they could have been reading

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livin_plur 0

exaggeration makes the story that much more interesting to read

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Bcfrmkc816 17

and at sinner time eating what did she have salad for twenty people?

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mcluvinjackson 0

You don't read at most book clubs.. You read a predetermined amount of the books in your own time and then meet like once a week to discuss the reading.

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Nan_fml 0

Agree with #2.... you didn't hear ANYTHING as you were coming down the stairs? I mean, I could see if you opened the door and took a couple steps out and someone was near enough to see you right then- but to go all the way downstairs and not hear anything? C'mon, I'm a woman, I know how much we love to talk.

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alex_vik 0

#2 - Showers are loud, and they might not like to talk while eating.

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luccamosart 0

I luv showers and op same thing happened to me last week but it was Like 6 woman in there 30s anyway it's not that bad u probally are complaining because u have a small dick

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hamburgerjung 23

Judging by your comment I think it's more likely you're the one with the small dick...

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mikuxxhatsune 32

But you would still here some noise. An empty house is almost silent apart from your footsteps and clocks ticking. He would have heard clinking of cutlery and normally dinners aren't dead silent so probably some talking.

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commonsense31 0

You couldn't just roam around the second floor naked that wasn't good enough? Don't worry those woman have probably seen more dicks than you can imagine

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zap_fml 0

If it is true, you probably made their evening.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

let me know where and I will come and take you out for a nice dinner

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MEGAJOSH 0

You should have urinated on the table. It would have made them completely forget the fact that you were naked.

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UnofficialBlonde 0

hope you're good looking with your shirt and pants off.

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freaky_00 0

lol yeah I agree.. how can 20 ladies under one roof remain quiet for long.. thats weird..

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Kassad_fml 0

this story is sooooo fake... you would smell if they where eating anything and 20 ladies without any sound... shit are they ghosts.

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