Invaded

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 02:00

Today, I put solar lights in my yard to finally figure out what my dog has been chasing over the fence at night. It's rats. She's been chasing rats that have invaded my backyard every night for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 292
You deserved it 147

Same thing different taste

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I hope you give that good girl lots of treats. She is doing good deeds keeping the rats out.

Sometimes not knowing is better. If you don't know what an Alabama Hot Pocket is, just leave it be. Don't look it up at Urban Dictionary.

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I hope you give that good girl lots of treats. She is doing good deeds keeping the rats out.

Sometimes not knowing is better. If you don't know what an Alabama Hot Pocket is, just leave it be. Don't look it up at Urban Dictionary.

I'm intrigued but not enough to look it up lol

Good! You'll be a lesser person if you did.

I looked it up. Why do I have to be such a nosey cow?! 😐

Just part of the training to develop your mastery of Purposeful Ignorance.

Animals used to be ratters and mousers to earn their keep. Give your pupper a treat, they're doing a good job. And maybe call an exterminator, because housepets these days are not a perfect solution...