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By engineerdude91 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, after being turned away by nearly all the restaurants in the area, I tried applying at Burger King. They too turned me away. I have a Culinary School Degree. FML

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Today, working at McDonald’s, I get lunch money on top of my salary. Well, actually I don’t *get* the money, I can eat the money. No freestyling though, only items that are actually on the menu. I guess my health and my figure won’t be lovin' it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 17:39 - Qatar - Doha

Today, my boss's incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

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birds_fml 7

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:22

Are you stupid? The guy at BK brings home MAYBE 17k a year. I worked full time at Walgreens, and yeah, that's my yearly gross income. I actually got a paycheck of about $1000 a month. Full time. You make, what, 50k at least? That guy at BK would have to have 30k worth of benefits to even equal what you get. Get over yourself, OP. You worked hard to get where you are, and believe it or not, you're fairly compensated. If it's so bad being in your job, then why not get a job at BK? Yeah, that's what I thought.

aktopps 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:05

Maybe you should apply for a job at Burger King then.

Comments

chobitschibi1369 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:04

Example A of what I tell people all the time. Although I bet your paycheck is better.

l3allin_all_day 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:06

I bet you get paid 10 times more then burger king

stonegen 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:57

YDI for being an elitist.

RKftw68 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 1:25

im 12 and wat is a 401k

SarahMarie83 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 1:32

Considering that you're too stupid to perform the basic calculations that would disprove this ridiculous theory, I'd say that burger flipping dude is more deserving than you because he can make change and count. Why don't you consider your base salary compared to a minimum wage employee before deciding who has a higher company match on 401K?