Love, First Dates and Cute: Happy sad

Happy sad

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 16:00

Today, during our date, I burst into tears like a nutjob because out of the 10 or so guys I’ve gone out with since I turned 17, literally none of them have been as nice to me as this one has. I got so emotional, we had to leave because of everyone staring at us. FML

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You deserved it 279

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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You deserved it 101

Creeped out of here

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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You deserved it 1 972

The sad truth

By Soulara89 - 23/12/2014 01:28 - United States - Orlando

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

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You deserved it 5 287

By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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You deserved it 4 777

Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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You deserved it 3 755

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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You deserved it 10 181

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

missedhighfivemakessad 4

Thursday 23 June 2022 16:09

Trying to figure out if YDI can be used in a positive way here. You deserve happiness so take it. Sorry you were embarrassed.

Anderling 32

Thursday 23 June 2022 17:04

Honey, there are billions of men out there and you have your whole life ahead of you. Give yourself time to find someone who treats you well. Wait a bit longer until your dating pool has matured.

Comments

missedhighfivemakessad 4

Thursday 23 June 2022 16:09

Trying to figure out if YDI can be used in a positive way here. You deserve happiness so take it. Sorry you were embarrassed.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 June 2022 16:12

If you're 18, this would be weird. On the other hand, if you're 56, things would make a lot more sense. I wonder if your date thinks you have the mental stability to bang.

Anderling 32

Thursday 23 June 2022 17:04

Honey, there are billions of men out there and you have your whole life ahead of you. Give yourself time to find someone who treats you well. Wait a bit longer until your dating pool has matured.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 24 June 2022 1:54

Re-read the FML. We have no idea how old OP is, just that they've gone out with 10 guys who treated them badly since turning 17. A couple of husbands or long-term boyfriends could add a decade or two.