Anniversary and Love: Happy something

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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You deserved it 56 903

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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:00

Haha I bet he didn't remember either.

brine212 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:12

Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...

Comments

Dxxpy 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:10

that is so low. I elf leave u

lcl_fml 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:10

That would be sad if he said it back to you.

gusgus36 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:40

say, "wrong person!! I was texting my best friends, it's our anniversary of officially being best friends! we are so lame lol" if all else fails, promise lots of BJs if he will drop it..lol

sexy16619 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:10

damn today is me n my ex too!! lol that crazy so I say **** our life!! I am here with u

sexy16619 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:10

damn today is me n my ex too!! lol that crazy so I say **** our life!! I am here with u

hcovballer247 0

Friday 15 April 2011 3:16

awk

Moulin_Rouge 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:46

someone's still on your mind, eh?

SadikOnuska 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:07

Just go with it. He, like all men would in this situation, will freak out and assume that he forgot.

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 29 July 2011 22:48

at least u remember unlike most guys who can only remember who won the football game the night before!

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:51

My boyfriend always tries to spoil me on valentine's day, or just randomly. I don't really care to get gifts. Sure, it's nice to get something from someone you love, but I don't need it. I just like to cuddle with him, or go for a motorcycle ride. I love going out to eat with him, cause we have fun and we can be silly.