Anniversary and Love: Happy something

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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You deserved it 56 903

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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 254

Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:00

Haha I bet he didn't remember either.

brine212 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:12

Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...

Comments

Zeekal 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:48

You're a bitch

unlocked_ 9

Wednesday 4 December 2013 0:44

BOOOOO!!!!!

Blackshadows 13

Saturday 12 July 2014 5:48

It's not your fault, it's a date in your subconscious and sometimes stuff there can get mixed up and mistakes happen. No one said she didn't remember her and her current boyfriends anniversary, her subconscious just put a random date in her head at a random time