Embarrassing, Awkward, Dating and Love: Hard pass - FML

Hard pass

By Gioia - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Vidin

Today, I was so nervous about a first date that while trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:53

The irony is that he had a phobia of social butterflies.

n4ture 20

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:52

I don't see anything wrong in that question, maybe bit weird but.. yeah.

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Happy_Tortuga 10

Monday 22 July 2013 11:24

LOL

kiaroxilles 8

Monday 21 July 2014 22:54

That honestly would've made me laugh; if I were the OP's date, I'd be thinking how unique of a question it was for you to come up with. Not the typical favorite sport, food, color, etc. Sorry it didn't work out, OP. Better luck next time!

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