Health: Harsh

Harsh

By blue - 25/08/2012 21:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

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You deserved it 2 357

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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You deserved it 9 976

Draining

By grlzze444 - 16/11/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

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You deserved it 4 150

By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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You deserved it 5 105

Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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You deserved it 3 881

By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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You deserved it 7 261

Denied!

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML

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You deserved it 6 677

By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 04:55 - United States

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 646

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 26 August 2012 2:10

What an ass. Either way he's the teacher, it's his fault they can't swim.

ciumegu 6

Sunday 26 August 2012 2:10

Look on the bright side at-least you are building some muscle

Comments

PrussiaisAwesome 15

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:49

My coach has always run woth us for cross country. It gets annoying when she says "I'm old and still faster than you turtles", but sad because she is right. :(

ObsessedWithGays 7

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:58

My gym coach yells at my class for being lazy, yet he's incredibly fat, he sits the entire time, and talks on his phone every 3 minutes. PSH.

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:59

Meh. Add another 16 lengths and make it a mile.

RealTalk0 7

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:59

God, I'd be more worried that my lungs would explode rather than my limbs feeling like lead..either way FYL OP.

Aniki_Sohma 20

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:03

My coach says that if we cant do two laps without breathing it's 250 crunches. If we don't streamline, 100 pushups. He's psycho.

titsnotcalm 4

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:03

Wait what the hell? That was an ass move. How the hell is it your fault that his last class didn't do well, 50 ******* laps is intense, I can't even do 5 nonstop ._.

xicebearx 8

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:11

I'm probably gonna get disliked to hell but that's actually not that hard. But your coach is a total dick for punishing you for something that isn't your fault.

Avatar_Kirra 14

Sunday 26 August 2012 20:20

Yeah, there are worse forms of punishment. 50 laps isn't bad.

SadGirl18 16

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:13

I don't get why people are saying you deserve this. You couldn't change it. Sorry OP. :(

itsme1321 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:54

Of course OP deserved it...(s)he's on a swim team. The coach's job is to make them a better swimmer. What kind of professional swimmer can't handle 50 laps...? A loser. OP's coach is just trying to make them a winner ;)