Animals: Haute cuisine

Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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truslide 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:23

making a nacho? you fail

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:32

1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe

Comments

rinnychan 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:03

#9 I don't think it has to be 'airtight'....we always just cover the open can tightly with tin foil and put it in the fridge that way.

lolwut_fail 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:05

Either your cat food smells like refried beans? Or your refried beans smell like cat food? I'm hoping that your cat is the one that is accustomed to cat food with a hispanic flair.

0 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:14

Canned catfood smells ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. I'm sorry but I would be a fool to believe this.

AnimeJet 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:15

Not all cat food smells disgusting, the higher quality brands actually smell like meat since .. it's real meat? though i don't recall them smell like -beans-

CaptainJellyBean 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:21

A single nacho? Good man. Since when do refried beans smell anything like cat food meat?

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:28

This means you can save alot of money on food now and buy catfood instead and eat that!

msifan127 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:54

How could u not tell the difference ... They smell completely different I CALL BS

zargon 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:26

#9: "at first you said "plastic container" and then you said "can" of cat food...I call bull shit...LIAR" Clearly it came in a can but was then deposited into the plastic container the OP got it out of. I don't see how this is difficult to comprehend. @everyone else: Have you ever had cat food before? If not, how can you ask how he didn't notice? If so, WTF, dude?

SmoothTalker 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:53

meh...it's a recession also 4, 5, 9, 10, 29 and anybody else I missed...wtf is wrong with you and your obsession to scream "FAKE!" at every FML? what the hell are you trying to prove? it's obnoxious as **** and you gentlemen must have tiny penises indeed...