Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By Stigmamma - 13/05/2019 20:00

Today, I asked a hairdresser for an A-line bob. I was left with wavy bangs and hair, which is not A-line at all, it's 1 cm shorter on one side. She says she did my hair right, I just need to "style it properly." Not only is it fucked up, I later realised it's the EXACT same haircut as my mother-in-law's. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 31 August 2019 20:00

Senile people etc, tend to lose their "verbal filter" as the condition worsens. Would that apply in this case? :-( Or is she "merely" upset that she has no great-grandchildren from you perhaps yet? ;-)

DrSamba 7

Saturday 31 August 2019 18:14

Maybe she only just noticed. Does she have new glasses or anything?

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kirby1964 20

Saturday 31 August 2019 18:12

Maybe she has hated it for years.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 August 2019 18:13

Now we know why you're stuck having dinner with grandma rather than on a date. Get a better haircut, or better yet, a cool hat!

DrSamba 7

Saturday 31 August 2019 18:14

Maybe she only just noticed. Does she have new glasses or anything?

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 31 August 2019 20:00

Senile people etc, tend to lose their "verbal filter" as the condition worsens. Would that apply in this case? :-( Or is she "merely" upset that she has no great-grandchildren from you perhaps yet? ;-)

tohellwithlife 13

Sunday 1 September 2019 4:20

maybe your grandmother is Evelyn Harper...

Sinshine 28

Sunday 1 September 2019 6:30

Simple. "You're one to talk" and then stop responding.

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