Love: He bangs the drums

He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 16:07

hey at least it wasn't your favorite love song and you were dramtically holding a microphone.

perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:08

Good thing your favorite instrument isn't the ShakeWeight™.

Comments

jose1760 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:11

Hey that was a good start to the night!!

schwancy 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:12

Just be glad you made them laugh

MAGNAVOX 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:13

Haha that sucks, air drumming!

fiercemuffin 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:13

haha

mddinsmore 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:14

I don't think this is an FML necessarily. They could have been Mormons and tried to exorcise you...

Phustercluck 11

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:11

That profile pic is horrifying.

MadamGeek 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:15

Their laughter implies a good sense of of humor, be happy about that.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:16

Your favorite song could have been "I touched myself"

Honesty4U 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:15

HA! WIN!

lajaynay 15

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:19

So he drummed on his pants?

sakie_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:17

you're amazing :) haha. that would be so awesome

Mz_Trina_Victory 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:18

lol i feel ya OP. just laugh along && don't embarrassed. i've done that before at my now ex boyfriend's house execpt i was singing && i was sick && it sounded horrible but i laughed with them.cuz it was funny :)