Clothes, Thief and beach: He needs them more than you

He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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st1ckyr1ce 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:47

and he didn't take any of your friend's clothes?

truelyajerk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:39

yeah no...skinny dipping on the beach is fine. To those who think its gross, read a book. Fish shit in the ocean, and you think your bathing suit is a filter that prevents anything from getting in? I guess you never have had a sand in your trunks/suit.

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your_boss 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:30

tht sounds sorta made up

JohnnyViola 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:37

Haha, that sucks.

amirn86 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:43

At least he wasn't wearing your best friend's clothes too, you could probably split them between the 2 of you and somewhat cover up LOL

gbrown 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:48

Ha ha. That's priceless.

just_jump 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:23

holy shit, mad funny this is deff my fav

TerAki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:29

17, double standards much? If a guy goes skinny dipping with a guy it's "kind of gay"? Would you say the same about a female skinny dipping with a female, saying it's "kind of gay"? The OP also mentions neither their own gender nor the gender of their best friend. Males could have female best friends. Females could have male best friends.

gunnar7240 0

Friday 25 June 2010 8:22

The author was a girl retard it says. #17 is right guys with guys are gay, girls with girls not as much.

mcr22dnb 4

Friday 21 October 2011 6:18

Yea I agree, if guys with guys is 'kinda gay' girls with girls Is 'kinda gay'. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.

boots13 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:54

Wow, THAT sucks! How awkward must that exit from the water have been? Haha. But how did you know he was homeless? And why was a homeless guy at a crowded beach? I mean I'm sure people can be homeless anywhere but that still surprised me a little.

orangetree 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:34

I go skinny dipping with my friends every year as a goodbye to summer thing. We go at night when there arent any kids or anyone else around. It fuckn sucks that your stuff got stolen but next time dont go during the day and keep your stuff as close as possible like we do.

Katylolo 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:03

#18 - Ummm...homeless people live, well, wherever they happen to find suitable to live. If you didn't have anywhere to sleep inside I think you'd want to be in a warmer climate. Possibly one where it's warm enough for people to skinny dipping in the ocean. And there are tons of cities at/by beaches. Ever heard of California? Florida? Or pretty much anywhere that land ends and water begins? LMAO...

gunnar7240 0

Friday 25 June 2010 8:25

You do realize that the Pacific Ocean is cold so you wouldn't want to skinny dip in it so it couldn't be California.

pgray18 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:10

guys wtf.. wearing a swim suit doesn't block bacteria from reaching ur skin.. its just as bad as skinny dipping.. and some beaches have some clean ass water