Clothes, Thief and beach: He needs them more than you

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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Oh, hi there!

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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st1ckyr1ce 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:47

and he didn't take any of your friend's clothes?

truelyajerk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:39

yeah no...skinny dipping on the beach is fine. To those who think its gross, read a book. Fish shit in the ocean, and you think your bathing suit is a filter that prevents anything from getting in? I guess you never have had a sand in your trunks/suit.

Comments

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:01

Um #2 and possibly #1, since when does "beach" imply a pool?

tthreat23 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:26

this is probably one of the best FMLs i've read in a while, that is so ridiculous

JakeVee 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:31

I just LOL'D real hard. Best one ever.

fmlbaby_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:26

This is the best FML. Ever.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Monday 23 March 2009 18:14

HAHA that happened to a good friend of mine two years ago. The good news for her though was she met a hunky life-guard, they got married and are now learning wine science in Aukland. If you do this one right you can take a FML and make into "My Life Rocks"

latuka 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:17

@43 maybe in San Diego they don't have sharks, but over here in Florida you don't go swimming on the beach at night cuz that when the sharks come around.

llama 1

Friday 27 March 2009 20:19

this just made my life.

peazeful 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:38

LOLZ WOW that really sucks, and funny~lolZ!

ZH13 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:54

why do you people keep saying "crowded beach"? don't you retards know what secluded means? 5 of you idiots thought secluded meant crowded? since you're obviously to lazy to own or open a dictionary, i guess i'll have to tell you. secluded is exactly the opposite of crowded.