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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?

Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see

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I've done this before. I was walking to the bathroom and misjudged where the door should be. I ran into the wall so hard that I got a cut, bump, and concussion which made me look like a Klingon for a couple of weeks.

EveryDayJackAss 0

YOU SIR! are BRILLIANT! No doubts about you making it to Harvard. I on the other hand, will ROFL at the level of sarcasm that is of my comment. ROFL

And I will laugh at your horrible grammar and punctuation. You insult the concept of sarcasm.

dspadres 0

I was kind of hoping this would have been more along the lines of your mother calling the police because she heard someone sneaking through the house. But no, it ended like I expected. I am disappoint.

HyperExecuter 0

this is really funny. it realy wouldn't be except for the "brilliance of my plan" part. that made me laugh

xenomorph 0

1. Blindfold yourself or enter a pitch-black room. 2. Stay there for 20-30 minutes. 3. Step out or remove the blindfold. You'll be able to see around your home by starlight. I used to use this plan, but then I got a small LED lantern that is too dim to wake anyone up.

20-30 MINUTES? wow! i think there;s something wrong with you. the eye receptors adaptation to light usually take a few seconds only... :)

I want to feel sorry for you, but I can't because you couldn't think of using your phone or your ipod as a light.

LemonMan 0

That happens to me a lot.....lol