Sports and Kids: Headshot

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Uncoordinated

By Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:34

Good of you to show them how it's done.

iBad 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:14

u should have walked away with the ball

Comments

Night22_fml 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:24

Why didn't you run torwards them with the ball screaming like a nut? That would've freaked them.

texasgirl132 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:26

wow haha lost aginist a tree... that's how it's done right there.

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:45

LMAO i just got an image of some 40 y/o guy screaming about to kill some toddler with a soccer ball. that brought tears to my eyes.

Sharon_Cocks 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:29

FAIL!

nate080 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:35

lmfaoooo.

where_i_stood 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:40

off.

klutzywriter 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:03

Lol! sounds like something i would do

yaktazuki 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:08

If your like 16 this FML doesn't matter

sublime93 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:29

Comments like these make me wanna eat my feelings.

nell3bell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:54

Thank you very much for calling Canadians "sick inbred *****". I appreciate that completely ignorant comment, being a proud Canadian myself, and am very glad that it clearly demonstrates the real "sick inbred ****" here. Congratulations.

iunno_12345 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:31

I take it your American? If you are, I wouldn't be the one to talk. You stupid Americans are all over this site sharing with the world about your lack of intelligence causing your lives to fail. If you're not American, take it back anyways. You're just as pathetic. No offense to the smart, nice Americans. I am aware not all of you are like this although some of you are.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:52

Thank you for not saying that all Americans are stupid, fat, etc. Much appreciated. And ignore that guy, he's most likely a troll. ;)

ChetSteadman 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:54

lmfao. you, sir, have issues.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:33

LMAO! That comment brought tears too my eyes.

gangsterbert 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:55

You know you shouldn't of done that. But I would I done it too LOL.... Nice I hate kids like that.!

echarperouge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:17

LOL, that happened to me the other day when I was playing in class with my kids. At least you didn't hit one of the little goobers and have an angry parent on your hands, though.