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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 771

You deserved it 54 154

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 56 179

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 385

You deserved it 217

By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 641

You deserved it 3 307

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 867

You deserved it 47 210

By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 980

You deserved it 3 240

By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 616

You deserved it 4 059

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 337

You deserved it 2 138

Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 465

You deserved it 531

By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 855

You deserved it 1 579

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 200

You deserved it 8 039

whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

"stop hitting yourself"

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 19:07

That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?

Comments

kendallhi 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:02

haha now you are going to have a huge bruise on your face

fudgesicle 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:04

failtakular

eminemchick 19

Monday 27 June 2011 19:10

wow 4 impressive, joined fail and spectacular together and made a new word-_-

The_Weirdo 10

Monday 27 June 2011 19:38

So did you win OP? Or did your bro rape the game while you were out?

alstbv12 13

Monday 27 June 2011 19:49

don't you just hate the ball and chain?

MrSassypants 32

Monday 27 June 2011 19:59

41 I don't have to say this but I am... No I don't hate it because... Chains and whips excite me!

FurryPride 9

Monday 27 June 2011 20:48

41 I'm more of a biting gut myself.

dolphincheddar 10

Monday 27 June 2011 21:08

I also enjoy spiky things and being brutally dominated during sex. but we all have preferences

eminemchick 19

Monday 27 June 2011 21:16

i agree wit 66 XD

rallets 22

Monday 27 June 2011 22:03

what goes around comes around

MOSESRAISIN 0

Monday 27 June 2011 22:37

sweet hair cut bro

mooshibear140 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:50

Am I the only one who thinks that this FML is just like the scene in the movie "Kicking & Screaming"? Haha.

Uscdrew1 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:25

Hey wait a minute, this fml doesn't make sense! If the op actually threw the ball as hard as she could, then the ball would've swung around the pole and hit the BACK of her head, not the front.