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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Uncoordinated

By Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:34

Good of you to show them how it's done.

iBad 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:14

u should have walked away with the ball

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SARAH_BETH 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:32

that fml was posted at 11:11

oliviah_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:14

Ouch! It's hard to see whether the child did it on purpose or accidentally. Either way, the best thing would have been to just walk away. FYL

cblondie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:44

haha karmas a bitch

17years 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:48

thats what you get for not knowing how to play football mate.

russianredgirl 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:53

SOCCER

SoniaLovesYou 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:13

Soccer is called football in the UK and Australia, I'm guessing 17years is from either of those places since he also used 'mate.'

maddog_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:50

In the US and Canada they call it soccer, everywhere else they call it football.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:06

Epic fail

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:01

kids are a pest, but how can you not kick a ball properly?

donut2010 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:42

omfg.. funniest one all day!!!!!

wi_party_boy 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:39

YDI for being a DUMBASS

Titgravy 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:45

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Same thing different taste

Free kick

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Not sporty

Uncoordinated

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

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