Sports and Kids: Headshot

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Uncoordinated

By Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:34

Good of you to show them how it's done.

iBad 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:14

u should have walked away with the ball

Comments

Guitarist45 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:31

this happened at a lacrosse game of mine. we were warming up while the previous game was still going. a ball accidentely hit some guy (it rolled to him). I looked at him asked for the ball back, but he chucked it into the live game instead.

maddog_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:35

Hahahaha!! Nice one Ace!

mas19 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:49

asshole

StarRawr 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 15:39

Karma's a bitch.

bandit09 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:20

HAHAHAHA yea FYL thats what the hell you get

akshar 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:05

Exactly what i was going to say

EveryDayJackAss 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 11:43

HEY just be glad the ball spared you AND ADAM SANDLER!!!!!

StupidLuck 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 8:19

Oh god. Movie moments suck and are oh so funny, hope your not hurt!

swagmonkey 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:41

You're a moron. They're kids, playing soccer. They probably don't all have the greatest aim, and one screwed up. Why do you assume it was intentionally kicked at your face? You caught it, so no harm done. Just give it back. Totally your fault beyond that.

chrisauh 4

Wednesday 5 May 2010 3:02

i wudda kicked the ball in the opposite direction of them

magicstar 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:02

why u wanna throw things at trees what do u have something against trees do u not like the way trees make paper and pencils well live with it TREE HATER