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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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You deserved it 16 485

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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You deserved it 4 478

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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You deserved it 4 133

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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You deserved it 2 478

By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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ALbraves 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

apparently my games aren't as intense as yours

Spade606 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

You two must have a strong relationship

Comments

jedielf 23

Monday 8 August 2011 8:57

I don't want to know what would happen with Mario Kart and a blue shell ...

brandon_marsh 4

Monday 8 August 2011 10:56

Absolutely a stupid comment.

ryanst 7

Monday 8 August 2011 11:07

Yeah, your comment is pretty stupid 63..

Jacobt24 19

Monday 8 August 2011 11:24

No it wasn't. It sucks when you're in 1st and get hit with a blue shell from some loser in the back and lose because of it.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 8 August 2011 14:28

Ya my fiancé have had a fight or two over Mario Kart. Or the Super Mario Wii when I'd keep throwing him off cliffs lol.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 8 August 2011 21:11

Yep, it's an absolutely thrilling experience when you're approximately 2 seconds in front of everyone, coasting high on the crest of impending victory, when, all of a sudden, you get blue shelled and/or lightning bolted over a cliff and subsequently get loser-clusterfucked into last place. Motherfuckass.

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:47

Hahaa, Newguy- that was right on! I love Mariokart, but hate it at the same time! I now get angry when I see bananas laying around.... Hah!

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:56

146 -- yeah, I think of everything in Mario Kart terms nowadays. If I casually traipse into an alley and notice a banana peel chillin' on the ground, yep, it's a no-go. If I pass a pet shop and see some turtles, oh yeah, it's suicide!

socalsky 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:57

My favorite game !! :)

ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:58

"I just remember we playing a fun family game when... YAHTZEE!!"

birdfreak 24

Monday 8 August 2011 9:00

I know people who broke up over an argument about water =p I hope you don't get divorced

ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:01

Same here bro.

Nudi_fml 13

Monday 8 August 2011 9:04

Depends.. Yahtzee is trademarked by Hasbro. If they were playing "yahtzee" from another firm, it might aswell be called Yatzee. (Stumbled upon this info as I was downloading a yahtzee app the other day)