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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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You deserved it 10 603

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 303

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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You deserved it 3 884

WCARlover 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

Comments

rdenkewicz 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 7:17

Did he miss out on his headshot?

allplayedout 20

Thursday 27 November 2014 7:25

How did you legally marry a twelve year old?

albertozeta_fml 9

Thursday 27 November 2014 10:05

A twelve year boy would have switched off everything and paid much more attention to his wife, believe me.

catanita 18

Thursday 27 November 2014 7:55

A real men will always put head before everything else, especially a game.

SunTzu2 9

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:23

You went down on an asshole

martin8337 35

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:48

Can COD be paused midgame? If so, problem solved. .

DenBriZel 31

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:56

Not multi-player, and it sounds like that's what he was playing

DenBriZel 31

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:51

This is the exact reason why I'll never give my boyfriend head while he's doing something like that. He gets angry easily and would blame me if he lost.

Alastrina_fml 20

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:32

There's that old saying "God game man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time."

Dekat121 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 15:22

i think its god gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time...

pred8885 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 10:05

He's a lucky guy I'd love if that situation landed in my lap lol

demonfacee 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 11:26

We're supposed to get distracted by this kind of stuff, maybe he shouldn't be playing Call of Duty while getting a *******.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 12:46

Wow. Wasted opportunity for him. I personally couldn't do it, but only because id be focused more on my girl than the game. That controller wouldn't be close to us. Lol