Miscellaneous: Heavenly Shower

Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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You deserved it 1 947

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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You deserved it 12 198

Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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You deserved it 330

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 199

You deserved it 3 309

By Nelson - 09/05/2011 15:05 - Sweden

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

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You deserved it 3 840

By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 752

Titanic

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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You deserved it 103

Classy

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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You deserved it 313

Check this out

By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 924

You deserved it 260

japtch 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:55

I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.

GRRSOM 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:51

Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:20

Collect it and return it to him Also, I suggest an awning.

march_17 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:22

Ewww... You should pee on his door... :)

FukUrDreamz 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:54

"random stream of water that falls onto the ground outside ur window"...? cmon..u sound like an idiot. did u think it was raining it one specific spot sporadically?? I call bullshit..this is fake. u sound like a ****** idiot

betty_white 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 9:04

too lazy to go to the bathroom .. i wonder where he poops o.o

DocBastard 38

Thursday 29 March 2012 9:32

"The weather forecast today...mostly sunny and warm with a 70% chance of pee, high will be 22 degrees."

LennyComa 39

Thursday 29 March 2012 11:43

Keep the window closed I guess

jayisacooter 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:12

That's HOT

cdyjnthn 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:12

wow I do that all the time lol

bd1012 18

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:23

Hope you never tried drinking it!

bankrupt 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:31

Oh my goodness, that is just awful. I will never understand why people shun toilets when they are available. There are plenty of people in Third World nations who would absolutely love to have indoor plumbing yet here we are with someone who is relieving himself just like an animal does. Thank you, toilet shunners, for unnecessarily spreading germs for the rest of us to pick up.