Miscellaneous: Heavenly Shower

Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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You deserved it 1 947

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 330

You deserved it 4 142

By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 406

You deserved it 2 648

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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You deserved it 12 198

Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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You deserved it 330

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 197

You deserved it 3 309

By Nelson - 09/05/2011 15:05 - Sweden

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 946

You deserved it 3 840

By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 752

Titanic

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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You deserved it 102

Classy

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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You deserved it 313

Check this out

By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 922

You deserved it 258

japtch 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:55

I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.

GRRSOM 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:51

Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.

Comments

Bigboned38 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:18

I would go put a stop to that real quick that's messed up

ThespianKnight 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:34

It sure wasn't hot lemonade...

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:03

Definitely tell the landlord that the ******* upstairs is peeing over the balcony. I would imagine that every apartment building has rules against that.

eragon2262 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:34

Next time you see it grab a hose and spray his ass off

bunnehbee 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:13

Sick shit.

BunBunBabe 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:24

Not really fair when you can't pee up at him... Damn you gravity!

misvenus000 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:13

I've had the same thing happen to me but it was the guy next door to my apartment. If I went out to enjoy the trees he would be pissing and ruin the moment. Sorry you have it from above!

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:22

Time to get yourself a camcorder & wait, then video tape him doing it, take the vid to management & let them (& the police) deal with this sorry excuse for a human being.