Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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japtch 15

I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.

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GRRSOM 7

Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.

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monique8axel 6

You see this is why you then put a pale out the window, capture the urine then either smear it on their front door or carpet

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Rowdey 10

Uhh, I'm going out on a limb here, but... What are you talking about?

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Amanyyyyyy 29

I think he means putting a pail* or a bucket to catch the urine, then pouring it on his door or carpets. Waste of a perfectly good bucket if you ask me :P

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TheDrifter 23

He needs the practice if he can't even get a stream past the end of the balcony. Go give him some pointers.

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pastnastificatio 4

That explains the yellow water but what about the chocolate rain?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Don't you mean hail? ... No? Oh. Okay.......

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moneybagz131 6

"Sorry bro. I thought you moved out months ago. I'll stop."

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SoultheWolf 19

You should report him to the building's manager (or whoever runs it). That is ******* disgusting and I hope they kick him out if he doesn't stop.

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DirtyMike911 0

It's actually normal. Shit like that happens everywhere nowadays.

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kalbrek009 20

25, just because it happens a lot doesn't make it normal....it just means there are a bunch of ass-hats (probably just like you) who think its ok, when it's not & it IS illegal.

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Rowdey 10

I like how literally every person who finds this gross is a chick :)

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MigraineurOfLife 15

You'd have to be able to smell it if he does it all the time. Dried & stale wet pee smell nasty! Lysol! Lysol! Lysol!

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WCARlover 34

well, technically it was mostly water...about 95%...

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LO388 7

The other 5% just kills plants. Oh and smells really bad.

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