Health, Sleep and Awkward: Heavy sleeper

Heavy sleeper

By PolarBear2020 - 27/07/2021 21:58

Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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By Going to work naked tomorrow - 11/12/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Northallerton

Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML

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Bad DIY FML

By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By Miserable - 11/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I did laundry in my apartment complex's laundry room. I put my stuff in the dryer and returned to my room. The sign on the door says the laundry room closes at 10 pm, but that's rarely true. Tonight it was. I have to wait until 8 am. I work at 7:30. My work clothes are in there. FML

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By Jack - 03/04/2013 21:40

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML

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By Asteria - 15/11/2018 05:00

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 00:03

Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML

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You deserved it 168

By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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You deserved it 2 680

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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Simple Pleasures

By boredwithnothingtodo - 29/10/2019 06:07 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML

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You deserved it 309

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 July 2021 23:38

OK. people, the FML is that he sleeps so soundly that people can come into his apartment, presumably make a lot of noise and not wake him up. In the case of getting a washer installed, it's no problem, but when the next intruders come to rob him, his heavy sleeping pattern will be a big disadvantage.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 July 2021 22:55

I'm guessing the FML is that they didn't install a new dryer while they were at it? Or are you the kid that complained about the Tooth Fairy?

Comments

aliciamarsden30 3

Tuesday 27 July 2021 22:54

I’m sorry. I don’t understand how this sucks. You were exhausted and the maintenance crew installed your washer for you while allowing you to sleep. Please explain?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 July 2021 22:55

I'm guessing the FML is that they didn't install a new dryer while they were at it? Or are you the kid that complained about the Tooth Fairy?

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 27 July 2021 23:31

Yes, I agree the situation sucked, to sleep through it like that, at the same time as I think you deserved the new washer. So, I'm a bit conflicted what button to press...