By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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fuckyourlife8 0

Haha, this is funny, but not really FML worthy. I'd say a lot of people would be in your position.

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deannamarie12 0

I agree with #1. So are you pissed off now that you can't jack off with your right hand. Get over it OP be happy you can with atleast one hand lol :P

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LolAtYourFail 12

well then start doing it with your right hand!!!!!

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cfbeaner 0

too bad this is fake. masturbation only works the forearm. pinche pendejo

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KrazyKatz3 26

Guys this is an FML it was approved.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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losergirl 0

Hahaha! That's excellent [: Switch it up sometimes - you'll be a veritable muscle-man!

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Nyxen 0

"Today, I realized I ********** a lot which must mean I am a huge loser who can't get a girl. FML." I guess that's what they meant to post. Though personally I think masturbation is an important and beautiful thing. As long as you're not doing it in front of strangers or people who are upset by it.

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Wittlestalker 0

Hahaha, my boyfriend realized the same thing and when he told me I had to laugh at him. That's not an FML though, you just work out your left hand more. Try to find something to do with the right hand.

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ba11in 0

You should try both hands, give 'em both a work out!

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