Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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sorrowevicteon 9

Romance and fat chicks with weak dudes can't work. Sorry.

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be_you_tiful 8

he mustve been super weak. being lifted up and pressed against a wall is very uncomfortable anyway. stick to the bed.

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jessicawuvsya 0

He is just to weak ur not fat in less u look like a sumo restlur

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TheImaginarySong 16

Hey maybe he's just weak, it doesn't mean your fat.

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RageWolf16 31

Sorry I'm confused how's that romantic?? I get "ridiculously hot" but idk wall pinning doesn't strike me as romantic

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hwasnak 13

If he just isn't very strong, so what? If you're fat, YDI

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