Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Hefty - FML

Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

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dreamering 16

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:28

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

roeallen 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:16

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

Comments

JamesRay 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:50

Am I the only one who thinks it odd, that she thinks being pinned against the wall is romantic and for her to be making out with someone she just "likes"?

granolabutt8 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:03

No, they're just kissing, calm down. You won't kiss someone until you're married?

IrishPrincess18 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:57

That's ok, some boys are just weak!

unknown103 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:54

u should lose some weight!

coldagony 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:02

Are you fat? Or is he just weak?

OHnathanIO 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:42

I tried that once only to realize I was too zapped of energy to actually do it..lol

alexandrab 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:03

you need a stronger man. to be be able to pick you up is a must. get rid of him now you will thank me in the long run

JoyceeFruit 3

Monday 27 June 2011 0:03

try the bed

laney1809 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:42

so are you fat or does the dude just have no muscle...or both??

mikelovesbubes 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:27

18 people agree lmao

afulks78 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:22

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