Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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browntiga 0

exactly man maybe hes just not THAT strong ;)

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MissBrainDamage 0

Either he's weak or she's obese- I'm betting on him being a scrawny high school boy and high school "romance" sucks anyway so just forget about it, OP.

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kitkatmiaow 21

Err 166... maybe it's a play on words because he couldn't pick her up and it made her feel like a 'fatty'. Don't take everythng so literally...

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Amajean 7

That doesn't mean your fat, it could mean he's weak. My ex-bf couldn't pick me up at all, but his younger, shorter brother could pick me up over his head.

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cedeskay 5

either he's a weenie or your a big momma, lets pray its the first one(:

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iNekoGamergurl 0

he tried, right? xD its kinda cute in a way. You should pick HIM up and pin him just to make him feel stupid. With love, of course ;D

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Stackhouse_fml 0

There are probably 2 options. 1. That guy is a total wimp or 2 you are overweight. I guess it's number 2 :p

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Bizenghastly 0

187 is probably right, op likely chose that alias 'cuz not being pick-up-able made her seem like a fattiii. I've had bfs who couldn't lift me and even tho I'm 5'5" &103 lbs it made me feel uber self concious

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