Hefty
By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
over-weight/romantic fail.
or both..
OH MAN YOU'RE FAT!!!
"more cushion for the pushin" I always say.
she's not fat, she's fluffy !
49 and everytime you say it again, it gets more and more boring
fatty boom boom
more of her to love!
70, a nice strong pair of prescription glasses might help you read the gender sign properly.
ethier he is weak or OP is fat.
Nwz.
Shes pleasently plump lol
doesn't mean your fat he needs to hit the gym!
dummy
it's only In movies:(
not really. I do that all the time
nick you look almost exactly like Andy samberg in the picture!!
I kinda do don't I? my real twin is that guy off wizards of waverly places, I think his name is Justin. I once had a little girl ask me for an autograph haha
aww you're not fat. you could still find other ways to be romantic like a walk on a beach, or go on a date :)
What if he is in a wheelchair? Then he cant walk on the beach.
then why would he be trying to pick her up and press her against the wall?
lmfao... most people don't have a beach to walk on at their convenience.
...or going to the gym
yeah, it'd still be considered a "walk" on the beach though, it's just a term for the activity itself. you're being ridiculous. my sister is in a wheelchair and she refers to the activity as a "walk" anyway, even though she cannot truly walk herself, because it's just what it's called. =/
stfu 114 you repeated yourself like 3 effin times.
rude?^
I don't see how a change in location will make her any lighter.
you mean that it's embaressing for the guy to have a fat girlfriend?
No it's embarrassing for him unable to pick her up. She would have to be truly obese otherwise I feel like.
Ha so true
Maybe he was just weak? ;) Next time just stick to the bed!
Were you making out at Mcdonalds when he attempted to ram you into a wall? Time to flee the scene and never return so you won't be recognizes plus you'll lose the weight so he can actually lift your fat arse off the ground. Killing two birds with one stone.
McDonalds* recognized* sorry. Major dislike for auto correct at the moment.
little harsh
Calm down there bro.
I like your use of the word arse
thts a dick thing to say and at least he tried to be romantic shit And really? arse? soooooi lame dude get rid of the accent stupid ass brit
Lol she's no Brit. I'm guessing she pretends to be because of her use of the word arse but what she doesn't know or she forgot is that Brits spell recognize as recognise :)
look at her nickname
She's probably not really fat, otherwise her man wouldn't try to pick her up in the first place. I know girls that are a size 6 who call themselves fat. She probably weighs more than she looks, and he needs to hit the gym. OP, getting picked up and pushed against the wall is overrated, it actually kinda sucks. Stick to the bed or the floor next time.
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
It doesn't matter if you're fat, that guy seems to like you nonetheless. Appreciate the attempt!
To clear it up for all commenters in the future... yes OP is fat. Her username is "fatty". And to #7s reply to his own comment changing "Mcdonalds" to "McDonalds", you don't have to apologize. Not even the grammar Nazis give a shit (with the exception of Snickerdoodles, who will not be commenting for a long time).
Don't use the word nazi like that it's mean to the nazis
lose some weight :/ either way though, unless you're really fluffy, he should be able to lift you. however I think I gatta say ydi :/
Keywords
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.