Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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charlottem_fml 1

she wasn't good anyway, she couldn't make you a real sammich

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joshman90000 0

dad bro at least u got some food

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Ugi 26

Humm... I guess that lunch date could have gone better! And she may have bought that sandwich but you will be paying for it for years! FYL.

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hoffmanam 13

ouch. at least you got a free sub. unless she had your credit card then you're screwed more. in that case, ha

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IfunnyOnFML 7

Don't think of the marriage as a bad one think of an awesome marriage that lasted 3 years

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