By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States
Same thing different taste
Hello, goodbye
By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States
One last thing…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec
By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00
By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom
Carrier pigeon
By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00
By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States
By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States
Top comments
Comments
noob
maybe it's cause you tried to make her pay? idk
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
win^^
she asked for a cucumber and you gave her a soggy pickle
35 that is amazing...lol...
ya he should have paid
YDI for trying to make her pay for Subway!!!!!!
I have a feeling this relationship was going bad before this. First off, you said time for HER to pay the bill, not WE, and secondly, you said she had to go to the car for her purse. This tells me she wasn't expecting to foot the bill, but you were fully expecting her to. I'm willing to bet you relied on her too much to pay for things and she got fed up. YDI
or someone else was eating the sandwiches he makes oh hoh!
1- Aw yeah. Disturbed t-shirt ftw
Guess he wasn't givin her a $5 foot schlong.
ha
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
That's just what they say to lure you in like a foolish prey. After tax and adding the stuff that is absolutely necessary to make a samwich, it comes up to about $6.50!
hmmm interesting... So it wasn't 5$ but 5.40$...
haha you guys have to pay tax.
that's a little expensive if ya know what im shayen
yeah that's what you get for making her pay the bill douche ... it's over so get over it
nope, don't know what your saying!
haha...stfu. you're like 17, living with mommy and daddy...you don't pay for shit. when your allowance runs out and you start providing for yourself 100% then you can lol
apparently Ohio has no food tax or something because every time a person buys a 5 dollar footlong at the subway I work at... it comes to 5 dollars even unless they get extras or eat in... I know for sure we have an eat in tax
not true. some states, like Ohio, take out is not taxed. but in others, food not bought in a grocery store is taxed because it's considered a luxury item, you don't need it to live. :)
wow, $5 footlongs :o the cheapest ones on the menu here are $7. The better subs are about $10. $5 will only get you a cheap six-inch..
same here
LA county its 10% sales tax
who makes a girl pay anyways?
Who makes a guy pay? I'm a chick, but even I am tired of girls screaming "EQUALITY" unless they benefit from it. It's not equal if you make him foot the bill. Chivalry is dead, after all, and even if it weren't you shouldn't have to be chivalrous so she can be a cheap bitch.
Jesus Christ! In Australia a six inch is 5.95 and a footling is 9.95.... Is there still a need to complain?
That does suck, but why weren't you going to pay?
yeah, the man should always pay:) haha jk but if you're taking her to subway for a date, at least have the decency to pay for a sub..it's like 5 bucks
I understand taking turns with bills or going half in but if you're always making her pay I can understand why she would break up with you. Something as simple as that can turn ANYBODY off.
yet it's completely okay to let the man pay all the time?
103 didn't you read my comment?
I really don't think he did
Why should he have to? Perhaps he paid for the last diner? Or he paid for the movie? Why is it assumed a man should always pay by virtue of owning a penis? Last I checked women had careers too, and make enough money to contribute to dates. If we can get over the fact that not all women want to be house wives, we must also accept the fact that not all men want to be walking ATMs.
238 you have earned like 1000 cool points from all the dudes in the world.
well said... women are all for equal rights but still believe the man takes care of everything... if u want the change be willing to change...
Chivalry is dead and women like you killed it.
I don't mind paying for my girlfriend on a date at all. I can't think of a better reason to spend my money than a fun night with the person I love.
243, I was just stating that him saying that after what I responded was pointless. He's entitled to his opinion but clearly not all women feel that way (such as myself) my boyfriend and I split things fairly because I don't want him to feel used in any way.
I like the way you think #238. I have a very old fashioned way of looking at some things & often enjoy paying for dinners etc, but it is nice to be treated to dinner by my woman sometimes too.
269- chivalry isn't dead it's just spread around more now! I'm a woman and I hold the door for people and pay for dinner and give my coat if someone is cold (etc, etc) frequently!
Maybe you should have offered to pay, cheapskate.
My thought exactly.
she is one of those things we call a grade A bitch.
maybe he paid all the other times and she was paying just once and she decided to break it off. never assume that the person who isn't paying is a cheapskate, especially when if this was a girl whose boyfriend broke up with her this way, your comment would be flamed to ashes
it obviously wasn't obvious since he had to explain it
Wow. and since web do u pay the check AFTER at subway?
Maybe she wasn't happy because he only has a 2 dollar 4 inch!
but no one said they had already finished the sub
But at subway u pay for the sub Wen u get the sub. U don't sit at a table get a menu eat then get a bill
Dude don't be a hater, oh I made a mistake FML -_- it's 1 frigid letter!!!!
Damn, that's just cold.
^^^^^LOLOLOL u Win!!! and sorry, friggin gets auto-incorrected into frigid
when*
Hey, Chino, not to be a buzz kill. But the average penis length is 6 inches. >.>
win
a fiddadly doo could be 6 inches, but it could be wierdly misshapen
#65 yea but mine is relley 3 feet. i beat off women with it
Wow, uh, that was pretty indecent of her. But I must admit, pretty clever. She got a free sub. But, still, it wasn't right of her. I'm sorry, OP. FYL.
Anybody else notice that the man(OP) was expecting the women to pay for the food? That is not right in my mind, thus, YDI.
So, you just... don't read any other comments before posting your own, do you?
lmao
Why? I mean, they could have agreed to pay their own way beforehand. Or they could have an arrangement where they take it in turns to pay. Or she asked to pay for her own (unlikely as she pulled that little stunt). The only reason men were expected to pay for women was because women were considered property in the past and property can't own other property, obviously. However, I wouldn't take a date to Subway. The staff are really creepy if they speak English [or other main language]. I've been hit on and I've had one guy inform me about his plan to take over the world by becoming Pope. He was a Dan Brown fan.
Well you also gotta think, if they had discussed it prior why did she bail? Maybe op always made her foot the bill and she had enough. Note that her purse was in the car, it may have been a test to see if he'd actually pay that time. If they decided to go Dutch before hand she probably would have had the purse on her. Sounds to me like op is cheap, look at the clues. She probably got fed up with it.
I agree and I disagree. Guys should offer to pay the first date, and offer to pay for the first few dates. But usually a paying idea is put out in advance. So if she had decided she was treating, it would be mildly rude for him to insist on it. (And bitchy of her to break up like that) However, if OP had wanted the date, and his girlfriend was always treating, he kind of deserved it... then again, every relationship dynamic is different.
Rattus, I am ashamed to have a name similar to yours. Men are expected to pat for things because most men are the primary income provider in a relationship. L2notbeabitchwhothinksallmenseewomenasproperty.
Ratdaddy, I am ashamed to share a name with someone who fails basic reading comprehension. I said 'in the past'. I wasn't suggesting 'women are property' is a widely-held modern attitude in western society. Additionaly, many households are dual income. So the 'men should always pay' line of thinking is a little outdated.
Why should a guy have to pay the first date? I never understood this antiquated social ritual. We are expected to take the risk in asking the girl out. Fine. We are expected to decide where to go on the date. Fine. We're expected to be interesting, manly, look and smell good (just like the girl) and sexual performance stress is all on the guy. If a girl is hot she can just lay there and the guy will get off easily. No, for a guy, there's so much technique and skill involved it's ******* ridiculous. If you fail, she dumps you and grab onto another one of the hundred of branches out there. Even an average looking girl gets hit on at least once a week. So, on top of ALL of this, we're expected to pay for everything to. What. The. ****? Yes, if you did not notice, I'm extremely bitter.
322, it's called chivalry. Which apparently, YOU don't have. Your women just lie there because you wanted sex without "wooing" her, so they don't feel obligated to make it interesting. (I really hate bitter guys... obviously they don't feel like making women feel appreciated.) P.S. Most women still bring enough money to pay for a first date. But they still expect you to at least offer.
Keywords
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?