Marriage and Love: Hello, goodbye

Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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You deserved it 5 244

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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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You deserved it 156

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By neverunderstood - 02/12/2016 12:39 - Italy - San Pietro In Casale

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML

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Flustration

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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You deserved it 9 017

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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theluckygirl28 8

Friday 8 May 2009 2:02

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:05

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

Comments

quitter 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:05

you should have slapped her with the sandwich. (after unwrapping it of course)

qwerty123456789 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:17

#110- It's consolation prize, not constellation prize. You fail. OP: You should buy her one of those books that tells you how to perform better in bed. Leave a note that says: "You're gonna need this".

qwerty123456789 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:20

Oops. sorry #110. I meant #111.

Phayl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:01

Should have said "Wow score, free food AND you're finally leaving".

xo3velyn 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:44

lol # 175 :D

byebyebaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:29

Dude agree there is way more to the story, this guy probably was always telling her to do shit, for example make her a sandwich...which btw guys do way too much, we don't want to make u an effing sandwich. if this is the case very creative and perfect on his wife's part

mac_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:33

LMFAO FTW on another note, sorry she had to tell you that way. "i got you a turkey sandwich, and im leaving you" lmfao. priceless.

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:41

I'm reading old FMLs so I don't know if you will get a chance to read this or not, but... Marriage SUX! Consider it a blessing... now go back to work and bang the secretary! :)

TheTuathaDe 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:45

Ouch, what an unusual way of getting dumped. Sorry to hear that man. I don't know if I would be confused, hungry, sad/angry, or just laugh hysterically at the method she used to end it. Probably all at once.