Awkward and Love: Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By Rose - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

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palahniukpaul 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:10

At least he thought of you

plaguer 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:11

He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.

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patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:54

So how is dating those bad boys working out for you?

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:01

You are his special lady

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:17

If she's dumb enough to bail him out, she'd be "special" as in Olympics or Ed.

octopussperm125 18

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:29

He's also someone else's special lady

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:11

He does have an excuse for not calling promptly after their date -- he was busy doing crimes. I'll bet he even ate sushi and didn't pay!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 10:41

Charming... Sounds like a real classy guy, hold on to him, OP! Wouldn't want anybody to steal him from you!

paintballnuts 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:43

Nothing say loving like a call from jail

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:15

*click* Hello, HELLLLLLLO?

ucoolgirl31 20

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:21

At least you're special, OP!!

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:34

If it took him a few weeks to call, it cost him a few 'favors'...

TeahaIsAmazing 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:50

Too bad you don't only get "one phone call" from prison. Prison is long term, jail is what you mean, op.

tootsiergirl 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:38

How is that bad?

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