Awkward and Love: Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By Rose - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

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palahniukpaul 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:10

At least he thought of you

plaguer 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:11

He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.

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loohoozuuhuur 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:56

Don't pay the bail! You'll end up in Judge Judy's court :-)

miracle250 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 3:48

At least he thought of you to call..

Evilpirate 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:15

Should be glad it was you he called. :P

Xoxosabrinaxoxo1 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:25

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.. im in jail so bail me maybe?

jarrettd 27

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:23

Your move....

theSPSstudios 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 7:45

Now look what you got yourself into.

LissaMccracken 23

Friday 2 August 2013 5:13

Well... At least he thought of you right?

deathscale500 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 1:21

You could let him stay there

Mattanatior 11

Tuesday 2 February 2016 21:00

Should've just laughed at him for being in jail and hung up

evistman 12

Monday 25 July 2022 14:52

He remembered your number

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend is still stalking me after several years. I asked him why he doesn't just move on and let me be. He replied that I drove him crazy one time when we were intimate. FML

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Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML

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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asked, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouted, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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Today, my sister and I checked into our cheap hotel in Brussels as part of our month-long Europe trip. At 11pm we awoke to the sound of a mouse chewing through a bag of food we'd bought. At 3am we awoke to bedbugs. We slept in the bathroom. FML

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