Miscellaneous: Hello? Is it me you're looking for? - FML

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

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fthku 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:23

Why don't you check again, and how can you make such a long story out of it? Hmm... "Jerry Lee? hi! what's up!" "Oh, you got the wrong number" "Sorry.." "Jerry Lee? heyy!" "You g-" "You would like, so not believe it, I like totally called a person who I thought was you, but wasn't you, it was like, totally the wrong number. Funny how sometimes we can type in the wrong numbers and get to different people huh?? isn't it AMAZING how these days you can just click a machine and be in contact with someone miles away?!" Tsk tsk tsk. I hate people who jump from one subject to another. Shame on you! Of course, this is probably not what happened. I still wonder how you can make a long story out of calling the wrong number, though.

nlr 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:02

do you not check the numbers? compare them idiot!

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khaya 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:13

Next time don't click redial dumbass.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:54

hi . every time you write your comment I laugh ! thanks for brighten up my day. your one of the best around this site. keep up the great job. xx

KareBear7364 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:38

Haha embarrassing much?

Nakolover13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:47

Dumbass.

Nakolover13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:39

You obviously have the wrong number.

Punkpoptart1119 20

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:40

Wow..that's pretty funny OP.

sweetonsno 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:41

You deserve it for thinking that your friend wanted to hear about you dialing a wrong number, especially if you are so excited about such an occurence merits "a long story" that you start telling before you even confirm it is them on the line. Spare your friends banalities if you want to keep them.

nocanhaz 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:10

So? I find it amusing to accidentally call wrong numbers and just talk to the other person.

hitfaceonbrick 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:32

love the profile pic. bearded batman.

ToriiBabyGirl 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:23

You Had To Had Pissed Her Off Some How.!! Buh Jus Do It Every Day To Get Points.!

JD_Grainger 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:15

How could you tell a long story about how you called the wrong number?

bfflrhea 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:32

worst fml ever..

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