Miscellaneous: Today, I casually mentioned to my dad that it was the Chinese...

By must be adopted - 11/02/2013 01:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I casually mentioned to my dad that it was the Chinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting his intelligence by "making stupid shit up." I explained that it's real, and that we just use the Gregorian calendar, hence the different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

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You deserved it 4 541

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By BAMN2187 - 31/12/2012 03:51 - United States

Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 468

By whatajerk - 03/01/2015 03:11 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

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You deserved it 4 687

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 463

By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 256

You deserved it 3 854

Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 493

You deserved it 8 745

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 128

littlemonster94 15

Monday 11 February 2013 2:59

Ohhhh the ignorance of people sometimes

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 February 2013 3:13

Seems your father was born during the year of the ass.

Comments

littlemonster94 15

Monday 11 February 2013 2:59

Ohhhh the ignorance of people sometimes

thesubconscious 9

Monday 11 February 2013 3:37

Some people can't handle being wrong

asnakelovinbabe 16

Monday 11 February 2013 4:24

Year of the snake! YEA!

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 11 February 2013 4:48

Is no one noticing the double post?! I mean it's the second time in row this has happened, for crying out loud!

Teyros 24

Monday 11 February 2013 4:56

48- sometimes it happens.. It's some sort of glitch that happens when you posts it posts two..

a1f0sff 25

Monday 11 February 2013 5:14

I live in China and believe me, it's very real. It's not every day that you wake up with firecrackers going off on the building in front of you. OP's dad is really ignorant, he should come here and see for himself.

grmnxsensati0n 4

Monday 11 February 2013 5:38

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gsssxr600 4

Monday 11 February 2013 6:49

Your dads a dick straight up, just like mine..

Ch0sen 13

Monday 11 February 2013 9:07

It's not necessarily ignorance or 'dickishness', parents in general just don't enjoy it very much at all when their children pierce through their facade of infallibility; imagine if you created something that subsequently turned around and challenged your intelligence - the creator will never accept criticism lightly from the created.

squideth 18

Monday 11 February 2013 9:23

78, what? Why would a parent not be happy to realize their child is growing up and learning about the world? "parents in general" are not like this unless they are extremely insecure and immature.

Ch0sen 13

Monday 11 February 2013 9:44

They'd love for their child to grow and learn; they just hate it when they feel that child is using their knowledge condescendingly against them... I know mine do, even when that's not the intention.

mccrightp 29

Monday 11 February 2013 20:51

I like it when my kids tell me new things about the world. Only a booger eating moron shuts himself off like that.

Harpy20 24

Monday 11 February 2013 3:00

Derp.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 11 February 2013 3:42

Oh look! OP's father found the post!

sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 23 September 2014 22:17

Merp

Nicole1225 14

Monday 11 February 2013 3:02

His ego plus his ignorance mixes for some impressive stupidity.

THuD29 4

Monday 11 February 2013 3:49

Impressive would not be my choice of words

kendallw13 15

Monday 11 February 2013 4:22

well then it's a good thing you didn't write it

GingerNinja7 17

Monday 11 February 2013 3:04

Interesting... Someone that stupid actually bred intelligent offspring?

XxDevilxXGt 26

Monday 11 February 2013 3:33

I'm not sure you can deduce that OP is intelligent for knowing about the Chinese new year. And hey, OP's mom might be wiser.

RottabFML 5

Monday 11 February 2013 3:34

He is adopted.

fmlforreal92 8

Monday 11 February 2013 6:55

what's OP mean?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 11 February 2013 7:35

@66: Since nobody else seems to want to share this information... OP = Original Poster. The poster of the FML submission, in this case, is the Original Poster.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 11 February 2013 7:35

Orange Possum

zandalee 19

Monday 11 February 2013 8:23

Overly passionate

rimaaafaaarooq 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:49

Optomus Prime duh (;

manofmerr 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 6:07

Overachieving poster.

CaptNomNom 17

Monday 11 February 2013 3:05

Ignorance. Your father has too much. Anyway, happy Chinese New Year folks!

perdix 29

Monday 11 February 2013 3:10

That's a relatively easy lesson on how to deal with stupid people who are in a position of authority over you. Once you got pushback on the Chinese New Year fact, you should have abandoned your Gregorian calendar jibber-jabber. If you know about Rosh Hashanah, you might just want to keep that to yourself.

kalepie 6

Monday 11 February 2013 3:10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

BigSexy123 11

Monday 11 February 2013 3:12

...*facepalm*

evilplatypus 38

Monday 11 February 2013 3:45

I choose to believe 10 was being sarcastic. By "choose" I mean in order to retain my faith in humanity...

kalepie 6

Monday 11 February 2013 4:30

I was indeed being sarcastic.

AssTard 15

Monday 11 February 2013 3:11

You could prove it using a tool called "the internet". It's pretty useful.

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 February 2013 3:13

Seems your father was born during the year of the ass.

AssTard 15

Monday 11 February 2013 3:20

After reading several of the recent FML's, it seems that not only this dad, but many other parents were born in this most unfortunate time period known to most scholars as "ass."