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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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DrAwesome 6

You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.

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georgeee97 9

Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.

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WinSomeLoseNone 0

I poop with the door open, that way everyone smells what's I'm working on and stays away.

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jmd534 0

hahahahahahah oh my... GOD that is to funny!!! lol

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

That's not even worthy of another comment that means something.

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maxsandchees 0

hahaha that's funny and awful FYL and YDI cause maybe you could have locked the door?

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x_missystaceey 0

she proberlu thinks thar your on drugs and your high now . haha :)

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starile 19

I honestly think you're on drugs right now.

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blcarter81 0

33 - The way you worded your comment is more then enough evidence for me to never question your intelligence....

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serenity40 6

how do you fall asleep taking a shit? unless your drunk I can't see how that's possible.

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thamavrikx7 0

that's a shitty situation

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Psychotic_Snail 0

Seems to me that this is indeed a SHITTY situation :D

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