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Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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DrAwesome 6

You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.

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georgeee97 9

Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.

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muffpuncher 0

you totally should have played it off with a "hey baby ive been waiting for you, how about a blumpkin?"

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blgjohnnyy 0

haha, i feel for ya man... i feel for you...

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Igor_g5 0

That's why they put locks on bathroom doors.

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J9DeeZy 4

shoulda popped her one in the jaw, shoulda knocked bitch.

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fatman1970 25

You should have put a lock on the door but, as for falling asleep after an all-nighter, you have my sympathy. Been there, done that etc. and yes, also on a toilet one time.

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Lisa89 3

If you were doing an all nighter.. just cancle meeting them the next day. Or more sensible... don't do all nighters. YDI

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dt520 4

haha i laughed so hard i snorted for the first time in a year

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