Hello there!

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

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Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

I'm gonna invent something to prevent this from happening. I'll just drape some long pieces of fabric over a rod screwed into the wall above the window that can be adjusted to cover x amount of the window. I'll call it a curtain. I'LL MAKE MILLIONS.

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perdix 29

Your naked butt has eyes? How do you know he was still there? Maybe he jumped to his death after seeing your nasty body.

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zkwaka 0

Today, I was cleaning some chick's windows, when all of a sudden she walked into her room completely naked. I masturbated and fell off the ladder to my death. FML

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Sweej 1

Ok... But how do you write an FML when you're dead...?

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somename1223132 5

yo 24 is lol btw my bro is a window washer and I would have taken a pic

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mama2b3 20

lol I absolutly love your reaction -immediatley drop to the floor! lol total mental image. best fml I've read tonight.

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MmmBabycakes 0

haha you should have given him a little wink ;)

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Hellraiser47 0

you drop to the floor? just leave the room

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mcqknight2015 0

Butt's better than showing your **** to him!

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TheTerenity 9

Noticing typo's on an FML are fun to me :)

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joyc3 10

I also walk into my room butt naked after taking a shower.. But before I leave my room, I make sure to close all the curtains... Just a tip, OP. :)

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sfgirljulez 7

He got a show didnt he :P but i feel very sorry for you

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