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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

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tykatdesigns 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

well, the breasts are sensative areas in women and men

travellingfun 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:26

Should of played it off cool like, "hey, room for one more?"

newzealand 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

I'll go get the whipped cream ;)

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Exploring his body maybe?

slyde32 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:21

clearly

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Boobs are fun and squishy.

paperroll880 16

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:29

Interesting... I wonder if he was looking for something?

fsomelife 26

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:45

The girl they should've been attached to.

man_eating_bunny 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:30

Why are they called "boobs"? Because: B- top view OO- front view b-side view

Crazynopantsman 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 10:25

Sir would have been more fitting with the FML.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 7 February 2015 17:26

What about the s?

ncsMcLaren77 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:18

It's plural

eyebrowzzz 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:32

I can't even imagine the awkward stare that had to occur between you two

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Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

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Today, my son no longer tries to sneak in and out of the house at inappropriate times. Now, he just brazenly walks out, ignoring me when I ask where he’s going, then walks back in at like 4 in the morning, and again ignores me because he’s still on his phone to someone. FML

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Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross

Moobs

The nickname that sticks

Quick thinking

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