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Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
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Spiffy 0

at least you know he's comfortable sharing

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ccb_fml 0

hahaha if i were you... i'd give him a high five for having a good sense of humor. that's hilarious... please don't tell me you continued to dress and left.... people knock on people's doors all the time. no biggie.....

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Ender_ 0

#26 that's hilarious!! haha You should have at least finished him off Zoe... Common courtesy...

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luckyyyme 0

Could have been worse, he could have said a name other than yours.

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alex_vik 0

You deserved it for having sex with someone that isn't your spouse.

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AliSama 17

Zoe, consider it a blessing that he did not call you by another name. That would have been a different fml entirely. "Today i was having sex with my bf, his mom asked him what he was doing. He said i was doing veronica. veronica is my sister/best friend/room mate/mother. Fml

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SandyBearFTW 0

Lol @ 34. Maybe we should all get married when we turn 18, so we can have sex and not be smite by thy Lord. In other words, "I married her because I didn't wanna wait any longer for pussy." Good idea. No wonder divorce rates are so high.

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alissa_roar 6

The divorce rates are actually higher now than they were in biblical times..

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AliSama 17

#37 A healthy relationship needs to have open dialogue and the ability to talk things out. You need to be good friends who can do other things together before you get to the sexual. Otherwise you end up with a relationship/marriage that had nothing going for it except for sex, and that is what destroys relationships. Realistically, if all you are going for is an ******., You can have that with anyone, especially by yourself. It is a physical reaction to stimulus. Pick the right person, and you will have an enjoyable life in between the times you have an ****** as well.

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Neenertastic 0

and too bad your name is sabrina? not a total FML.

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bonare0607 0

This doesn't quite make sense... So your boyfriend's mom knocked/asked, you took a few moments to get dressed, and THEN your boyfriend responded? What the hell happened while you were getting dressed? Awkward silence?

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