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By lexithepirate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Yudith - 30/09/2023 09:30 - Canada

Today, after three months of wait, I expected to have a diagnosis and treatment plan from my doctor. Instead, I got an appointment with a surgeon "just to be sure", and an appointment with a GP to get referrals to two other doctors for more appointments. Meanwhile, my health gets worse and worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 22:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML

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By in pain and tardy - 11/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 20:00

Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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By inefficiencies - 02/02/2021 05:10

Today, I was supposed to have a hospital appointment I've been waiting three months for, but they changed it to a phone call. The call consisted of the consultant asking questions and saying, "Yes, I see that in your notes", before concluding I need to a physical appointment and booking one… for three months' time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 08:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I went to the local emergency room, upon recommendation of my psychiatrist, because I was depressed to the point of being suicidal. They sent me home because there were no beds available. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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VooDooCarrie91 19

Friday 27 July 2012 16:04

I know that skin conditions also take a toll on your self esteem. Hang in here, OP.

tpuff 7

Friday 27 July 2012 16:05

Insane in the membrane :D

Comments

robberry 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:11

At least you don't have kidney stones, or worse, cancer.

noisebox 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:59

Watch the mental health referral part they more often create ore problems....

brittaknee 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:17

Depression can actually cause acne

brittaknee 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:26

You get depressed then you stop washing your face plus all the junk you eat while you're down the next thing you know you've got acne. Haha

nrelavender 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 4:56

At least you don't have cancer.

Pandamonia88 9

Monday 6 August 2012 7:42

*hugs* I know that feel. I once left with a large quantity of barrier cream and a referral to a shrink.

drosek89 20

Wednesday 31 December 2014 1:57

I'm getting the same referrals the next time I go to the doctor's lol

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