Help wanted…

By lexithepirate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML
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VooDooCarrie91 19

I know that skin conditions also take a toll on your self esteem. Hang in here, OP.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

I know that skin conditions also take a toll on your self esteem. Hang in here, OP.

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MrKrustyKrab 0

Why doesn't FML approves all my posts :( Anyways, cheer up OP!

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numbersystem 4

Shhhh!!! Don't tell OP to "hang in there"! What if they're suicidal?

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the_anti_hipster 7

26, cut it out! Take a chill pill. Sorry, too much?

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raaawwwrrZ 8

Lets end it all. The suicide talk that is.

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Dr0reos 8

I hear proactive does wonders for those voices in your head that are telling you to dismember people

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AKGirlinSD 20

1, Maybe it is that guy's fiance, whom has OCD, and her doctor pointed it out? (Recent FML reference.)

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may651 14

It's ok op. things will get better.

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awagh666 14

Oh yeah? That itch isn't going to go away on its own. That's what's making OP crazy. Scratch baby, scratch.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I'm anything but plain Incredibly insane I lost my mind a while back When I fell out of a tree Got kidnapped by a bee And eaten by a Snorlax. You know you're psychotically bored when you write a full song about how crazy You are.

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the_blind_wonder 1

Oh my god! That was ******* hilarious!!!!!

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TxCountryBeauty 10

Are those the actual lyrics? I've never payed attention, I only know the "insane in the membrane..." etc part.

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j_cat187 19

Take a one on the flam boy yo temper just toss that ham in the frying pan...

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PizzaRollsss 5

At least you didnt get attacked by a sea rhinoceros..... Yet.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Well if you do happen to get attacked by a sea-rhinoceros, at least make sure you're wearing your anti-sea-rhinoceros underpants.

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CaptNomNom 17

Now that's a first. Never heard that before. What you do anyway?

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KitGrey 4

Well at least you're not letting things fester.

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rattusrattus 18

The skin condition or the mental issues?

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Pelvispresley 8

Fyl, it's not your fault. Hopefully they will be able to help you!

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panicsdisaster 17

A healthy body equals a healthy mind. You have work to do.

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perdix 29

He's just drumming up business for his buddies. Don't worry about it -- everyone loves your crazy, pimply ass :D !!!

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