Help yourself

By IGOTIT - 05/09/2013 07:24 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML
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slycooper_fml 11

Although men aren't required to pay, taking your credit card is just rude. He needs to at least be honest instead of saying "I got it."

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cjack188 13

Yep, time to put a padlock on your purse!

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cjack188 13

Yep, time to put a padlock on your purse!

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mFUNdo21 17

what is up with these boyfriends and stealing their girlfriends' credit cards??!!

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vipirius 18

Plot twist: it was the same guy in both FML's and he's cheating on his girlfriends.

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naznafeathers 22

Plot twist: the girlfriends are the credit cards.

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lenamartinovic 13

Or get a furry brown wallet with fangs! (Ps, #1 we share the same birthday!)

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slycooper_fml 11

Although men aren't required to pay, taking your credit card is just rude. He needs to at least be honest instead of saying "I got it."

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ViRepz 28

He was honest. He told her he 'got it'. It's not his fault the OP misunderstood.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

#11 You're probably someone who would steal a credit card from a girl. It's not OP's fault that some douchebag took her credit card and acted as if it was his.

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JennaNGood 21

Of course men aren't required to pay, but as he was taking her out for their anniversary, clearly it's his gift to the both of them, therefore he should be the one paying. OP was being generous offering to pay for half, and then got ripped off by her asshat of a boyfriend. He sounds like a complete douche.

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Zomg_Okay 26

11 - Being deliberately misleading so people misunderstand you is not honesty.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#11 I want to just literally smack you across the face for being so idiotic and stupid

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Little4Bear 10

This one went right over #11's head. Either that or he's just being equally as a douchebag as OP's boyfriend.

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vipirius 18

21 exactly, it's THEIR anniversary, so why should the guy be expected to pay?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

52 - If I take my husband out to eat or for drinks, I pay. If he takes me out, he pays. It's just the way it should work. Sometimes we split the bill, which is fine too!

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tommylover842 23

People chill out. Am I the only one that got that #11 was totally being sarcastic?

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Jarl_the_Elite 27

"I got it" in that situation generally means that they will pay for it

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AngelSpit 18

52 she didn't expect him to pay that's kind of why it was a dick move on his part he shouldn't act like such a twat waffle. on the other hand he may have trying to make her feel special and may end up paying the credit card dues but without an update the world may never know

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JennaNGood 21

You only took one sentence of mine to make your point. I went on to point out that if he is the one paying for the dinner as a gift, then he should be the one to pay it, not OP. forgive me if I'm wrong, but it customary for both partners to get one another a gift is it not? How do you know OP didn't already get her partner a gift? Idiot.

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anythingmustbe 18

How chivalrous of him. Next time there is a puddle blocking your path I assume he will put your coat down so you can walk over it.

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goldenturtlez 7

Op "Thank you so much! But what a shame to ruin such a cute coat! Almost something like I would buy... Hey wait..."

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awkwardloveannie 28

maybe he was being a gentleman meant "I got it! I can pickpocket like a pro" he was working on communication and deception skills

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SecsNoises 6

It was nice of you to offer, but wow, that's just taking the piss. If it was his idea to go to an expensive restaurant, then he should be obligated to contribute, if not pay all. Even if he didn't want to pay, it was a sleazeball move to use your credit card without permission. I believe that's technically fraud.

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SS99_fml 20

Go on a hugeeeee shopping spree (I'm talkin necklaces, dresses, earrings) and come back making sure your boyfriend sees you and when he asks how you paid, say "I got it." He'll know what it means :)

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ViRepz 28

That she took her card back?

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MidnaLink 33

ViRepz, You really aren't very smart, right?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#13 NO! That she took his card.

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Trivision 10

But... What if the boyfriend doesn't have a credit card?

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uoeno_fml 20

I ain't saying he a gold digger, but he really is a broke....jerk

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Pleonasm 35

Paying for your girlfriend's meal for her: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy... for everything else, there's her Mastercard.

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DocBastard 38

Chivalry is on life support. CHARGE TO 300! CLEAR!

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XlDeathshadowXl 13

Hm, if I were you I would get your card back and really think about this relationship and ask yourself," do I really wanna pay for my own date?"

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cocainewhore 30

#78 my fiancé and I always split the bill on expensive dates, unless one of us is out of money. Dates are supposed to be nice for both people, so there is no reason why the guy should have to pay.

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