Love, Money and Thief: Help yourself

Help yourself

By IGOTIT - 05/09/2013 07:24 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML

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By feminist - 17/06/2009 15:25 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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slycooper_fml 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:06

Although men aren't required to pay, taking your credit card is just rude. He needs to at least be honest instead of saying "I got it."

cjack188 13

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:02

Yep, time to put a padlock on your purse!

Comments

pinchepriscyla 9

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:16

What a gentleman

NotoriousLES 14

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:22

So in fact, you took him out and he gave you an expensive credit card bill... They say paper is the traditional 1st anniversary gift. How sweet

WhiteCrimson 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:24

Oh wow. This is what causes woman to think us men are all ****! I sure hope you kicked his ass to the curb.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 18:47

Women think us men are ****? *trying to hide my moobs*

jayceejaco 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:26

Hide yo purse hide yo cards

comment11111 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:33

Why did you sign the credit card slip? Or did he? In case of the latter, it would be a problem of the company that did not check who was card holder.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 5 September 2013 16:45

That's really bad OP. That's nothing else than theft and fraud. You really need to have a serious discussion about it with him, although for me, that'd a deal breaker.